Twas the Night before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
not an affiliate was stirring, not even at John Chow’s.
The commission checks were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that the IRS would soon not be there.
The web sites were tracking all snug in their server beds,
while visions of holiday traffic danced in their heads.
And the blog in it’s wordpress, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a super affiliate nap.
When out of the laptop there arose such a clatter,
went to my blog to see what was the matter.
Opened the browser, and went through my cache,
refreshed the web page, and did not see flash.
The new blog design, was something to remember,
finished in time, by Unique Blog Designs in December.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a Super Affiliate sleigh and eight blogging pioneers!
With a new blog design, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be the Super Affiliate.
More bloggers and readers, his subscribers they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
“Now Shoemoney! Now John Chow!
Now, Shawn Collins and Jim Kukral!
On, John Cow! On, Nate Whitehill!
On, Darren Rowse and Amit Mehta!
To the top of the Alexa!
To the top of the Technorati!
Now count away! Count away!
Count away all!”
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
- Written by Zac Johnson, for ZacJohnson.com
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"With great power comes great responsibility".... my Uncle Ben told me that. Haha, just kidding! I'm Zac Johnson and I've been making money online for over 10 years now. In short, I started making money online while I was in high school... but my passion for marketing and making money goes back way earlier than that. I created ZacJohnson.com to help motivate you to start making money online, and live the life the you always dreamed of.
HAHA,
That was pretty darn good man. Wishing you a same
and happy holidays to you and your family as well Zac.
Best,
Ruck
haha - great! how long did you take to come up with that?
Amazingly enough… perfected within an hour!
Awesome! Merry Christmas and thanks for the T shirt.
happy christmas and have a nice time
enJoy
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[…] not just a super affiliate, he is also a super poet! Zac wrote a clever version of his own “Twas the Night before Christmas.” A must […]
Merry Christmas, Zac. Have a great one and I look forward to seeing you in the new year.
Hi Zac,
LOL! Awesome!
Writing from India,
Amit
LOL, good poetic effort there!
And Merry Christmas, Happy New Year to you and your family
Wow, I’m a blogging reindeer! Nice work ZJ. Happy holidays to you and look forward to seeing you in the new year.
This was AWESOME!
Hahahahaha.
If I had kids, I would read them this story.
And then they would grow up to be super affiliates and I wouldn’t have to worry about doing it myself.
Oh wow! This is very well written Zac
-Mike
Love the 2007 Night Before Christmas rendition! Merry Christmas to you also Zac!
Meh. Been done
Nice one. Merry Christmas and enjoy
that was sweet
We’re a cow, no a reindeer!