Super Affiliate Caption Contest

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1. "No Zac, I'm not looking at your chips"

2. Zac: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

   Shoe: "If I concentrate hard enough, the chips will come to me…"

   Haha that night was WAY fun! The parasol lounge at the Wynn is chill and laid back.

3. "Give me some chips, now dammit!"

4. "That f**ker just stole my chips"

5. Zac – "DerrrUhhh I got chips"

   Shoemoney – "Damn those chips are worth being 500lbs again…give them up bitch."

6. Shoe: "HEY! What about me?? I pimped the Utz affiliate program too!"

7. Hmmm. French-fried potaters.

8. "Michael Kwan Crashed and Burned My Sushi Plate, now it's Sushi-In-A-Bowl, YUM!""

9. Zac: These are not the fries you are looking for. (Jedi mind trick gesture)

   Shoe: Hmmm, those are not the fries I am looking for.

10. "Cocksucker steals landing pages and chips."

11. Haha Tim and Jeff got my vote so far.

12. Haha…I can't let Tim be the only Star Wars nerd.

    Shoemoney: The force is with me, the force is with me, I can make them come.

    Zac: Hahaha, Obi Wan not teach you well, haha.

    *shrug*

13. "dat bitch took my chips and is laughin about it… wtf!"

14. Shoemoney –

    "Psst. Hey Zac. I bet I can get a better Chip-Thru Rate on those, I've done a lot of volume with Fast Food offers in the past"

15. Ok, Ok… I promise I won't put 'em in my shoe this time.

16. Zac Chips : No one can eat just one

17. "Ooh, I can haz chips burger."

18. Zac: Damn these are hot….

    Shoe: Damn he is hot…

19. Zac: "Watch my Spider man like ways as I shoot these chip across the room and into my mouth… (sings) SPIDER MAN!!!!"

    Shoe (thinking to himself): RESIST THE URGE!!! Must not put back on the weight…. So hard… I wonder if Zac really is spider man…

    Market Leverage (thinking to themselves): I wonder how we'll get links from these guys… I know offer a Schwag bag!

20. The term CPC – "Cost Per Chip" still takes precedence when it comes to sharing.

21. Zac is a just a "chip" off the guy that used to be big as the old block.

22. Jeremy: "Give me a chip, k."

    🙂

23. "Hey Jason, is a picture of us with a big bowl of chips better than a picture of us with our big checks?"

    1. Ha ha, damn straight!

       1. Hah! new favourite!

24. Man those kettle cooked chips look good, all I got is this F&^*ing protein shake.

25. CAMERA MAN: "All that and a Bag of Chips Shoe!"

    ZAC: "Nope Just a bowl. hahaahahaha"

    SHOE: "I'm ShoeMoney B*tch, Where's MY BAG"

26. OK, I know it's only one entry per person, but I just can't resist adding this one, for fun:

    Shoe: OOOHHH YYEEEAAHH!! You know I want those chips SOO BAADD!! Cuz I'm the Shoemoney! Yeeaahh! (Imagine a good Hulk Hogan voice over).

27. For my entry I edited the photo a bit to show what the camera didn't capture.

    Take a look:

    https://www.inspiredaffiliate.com/2008/09/25/zac-j…

    -Paul

    1. Awesome effort!

       1. Thanks, couldn't resist doing that as soon as I saw the photo. 🙂

28. I thought this was an edit the image type of thing but I guess not. Oh well here's my entry.

    https://i33.tinypic.com/2zrnytc.jpg

    1. This made me chuckle 🙂

29. Super Affiliates Need to Eat Too, Some More Than Others.

30. Shoe: “WTF! That’s not $5,000 in casino chips, how am I supposed to get those in the slot machine?”

31. I thought John Chow stole all the chips!!! Where did those come from?

32. "…I haven't had anything to eat all day! Gosh!"

33. Shoe's Thoughts: "I wonder If I can fit myself, John Chow, Tyler Cruz and Zac in that bowl. I can definitely win my money back in a chip eating contest."

34. "If that sucker could just hand over that chip right Now!"

35. Zac: Hahahaha these chips remind me of the show CHIPS

    Shoe: wtf, just gimme them chips

36. "Holy Smoke did he just stole my chips?"

    Just felt like adding that for fun! lol

37. Should I tell him that John Chow spit in his chips? Nah, might ruin his mood…

    1. hahahaha this one is cool but it is kinda long…do it like this:

       "Should I tell him that John Chow spit in his chips?"

38. Jeremy: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm".

    Zac: "Here, take it before he eats me too!"

39. Zac: "Chips, chips, chips, we have enough chips for everyone!"

    Zac (thinking to himself): "With great power comes great poop…hahahahaha"

    Shoe: "Wait a minute, those chips smell a lot like poop. WTF man I want chips not someone's shit."

40. My comment not showing?

41. "We've secretly switched Shoemoneys bowl-o-cash with these chips…"

42. ShoeMoney: "Those chips look good… mmm… so tempting, but I better not. I've already had lipo once before — need to maintain this bangin' figure."

43. Zac: lolz!!!11!one! munchies!!!

    Shoe: Dude…I think that one moved…

44. Zac: I peed on these chips!

    Shoe: DO NOT WANT!

45. Zac: These chips will make you rich!

    Shoe: Liar. Lemme see…

46. Zac: Market Leverage sent me a bag o'chips!!!

    Shoe: I'ma market my leverage against your head if you don't share…

47. Zac: Shoe got these out of the Chipinator. We are waiting on John Chow to put his chips in. He said he was just going to run to the corner store and grab a bag, but that was like, hours ago…

48. When the girl on my lap is done, i'm going straight for the chips.

49. Shoe: hmm… those look good.. will he trade?? maybe i can offer him 1 month free of my ppc/seo tools…

50. I just realized that I entered more than one caption. I do that alot. Just not for contests. Sorry about that.

51. "If he so much as drops one of those chips, God help me…I'll kill the boy"

52. This was a really fun night! We went through so many bowls of chips, the server couldn’t keep up with the refills.

53. why do people keep calling them fries?

54. Shoemoney is fat full of money as Zackjohnson is,but i can´t eat those full of fatness chips!!!Got to pick my MarketLeverage Schwag Bag and go to gym!

55. “Dude we’re freaked Drunk”

56. "I probably should have waited when Zac wondered earlier 'Who can eat the most casino chips?'."

57. Key to making money online, just like poker, is to eye the other guy's chips.

58. Shoe: "Man those chips are thick and hard"

    Zac: "Ha ha, not as hard as me dude"

59. "Secrets that have never been revelaed"

    1. "Secrets that have never been revealed" 🙂

60. HEY readers, we make huge money out of your pocket, Thanks very much – now this is something we have to offer in RETURN

61. Here is mine

    " Hahaha, Shoemonkey.. No Cookie for you >:) "

62. shoe: “my god, i used to be fat before but now i think i have ate a lot in this past few days, have to keep myself this figure! “

63. "The Amazing MoneyReign will now make Jeremy's food levitate and then DISAPPEAR!"

64. Zac: I'm All In!

    Shoe: All In? What's his Chip count?

65. "The Affiliate Marketer's Equivalent Of Keeping An Eye On The Prize"

66. Epic win for Zac Johnson. Epic fail for shoes 'n' socks.

67. Yes Zac. Now you're drunk just eat those ever-so-delectable-looking but totally-poisoned chips, so that I may be the most uber affiliate in the world.

68. "If I eat those chips zac I think I will die….."

69. Schoemaker: Dude…that's a really nice color on you.

70. Zac: Who wants to bet Shoemoney passes out in another bathroom tonight?!?!

    Shoe thinking: He had to bring that up.. He's a dead man

71. Zac: Haha Shoe, your chips are MINE!!

    Shoe: [thinking] He so asked for it. I'm going home and destroying all his keywords…

72. Zac "Hey buddy, want some chips?"

    Shoe "What the F, give them to me!"

73. "Hey,Dude,where have you put my dentures."

74. Zac: "Anyone want some chips?"

    Shoe: "Man those Casino Chips look like Lays, I'm Hungry!"

    LOL

75. I bet that's what allows others to understand PHP.

76. Zac: I will take those chips from you, so It doesn't give you nightmares about your past.

77. Zac: Hey! I just found these chips anyone want some?

    Shoe: (Thinking to Himself) I wonder how I can make money eating those chips..

78. hahahahah this is very funny…lol imagine shoemoney screaming mommy!!! lol 😀

79. Zac: "Hah! Free food!"

    Shoe: "My CARBS!!!! >: ( "

    -Mike

80. Now THAT'S funny!

81. I wonder who won…

    C'mon and announce the winner Zac. I can't take the suspense any longer!

    1. Been in San Diego without internet access… updating soon!

82. Am still wiping my eyes; the comments were so hilarious to read.

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